Beach Poop Desperation

The sun is out this morning! Its such a beautiful day so I determined to go for a nice morning walk along the sea. Soon I realized that I had walked indeed far. I was having so much joy loving the peaceful morning sun that I didnt realized how far Id walked. I am a long way from the bathrooms and Im kicking off to feel a rumbling in my bowels. I need to crap! Im miles from a bathroom! What am I going to do?! Im going to have to find a place to poop right here on the beach! There are boats in the river and other people walking along the trail! But I have to poop! I have to poop now! I find a discreet place and squat down on it. As soon as I get my pants down my poop bursts of out my butt! Oh man! I really needed to poop! I feel so much better now with all that nasty poop out of me! I cant believe I just pooped on a public beach!