Gf Bakes Shit Banana Bread For You

Im your gf and Ive been missing you lots so Im sending you a little movie and a care package! Im making your favourite banana bread with my secret ingredient that I know you love so much my poo I get naked and and take a crap for you and mix up all the ingredients before popping it in the oven. It smells fantastic all the sweet banana bread smells mixed with the earthy slightly stinky smells make for a delicious aroma. I only wish you were here to smell it too! Im excited youll get to eat a slice.