Monster On My Kitchen Floor

OK guys, this one is undoubtedly my thickest poo ever! I determine to take a shit on my kitchen floor and the poop just kept flowing out!!! After pooping and taking a long piss, I gather it all and its so heavy I decide to weigh it just to unfortunately my bathroom scales wouldnt cooperate! My guess is at least 5lbs!!! Anyway, I dump it all down the toilet and flush to watch my fat turds go down the s a must see!!!