Poop Piss Spit Baked Into Brownies

I begin off by standing up above you and displaying off my butt and gams while I spread my cheeks and shove out a thick log of poop onto the floor. Then I squat and top it off with a little more so its the perfect amount for my chocolate fudgey brownie recipe. After putting the shit into a pan, I mix in the dry ingredients, eggs, chocolate sauce and of course a cup of piss! I pull up my skirt right there as I mix and fill a glass with my piss and pour it in! The smell of chocolate and poop is such a huge turn on for me that my water starts watering and I decide to add my spit to the batter.