Shitting Turds In My Panties For Concert Tickets

Shitting Turds In My Panties For Concert Tickets
These tickets are sensational and they sell out INSTANTLY! I have to be on my laptop monitering it vigilantly or I wont get to go! When I embark to feel like Im going to need to poop, theres nothing I can do. Im a hefty fan so Im going to have to stay right here no matter what. I wriggle and try to hold it in by sitting and squeezing and pushing with my fingers but the shit starts coming anyways! I fill my grey blue boyshorts with thick dense big balls of shit but you better believe Im the biggest fan of this group because I got the tickets : I show off the mess that proves my dedication to seeing my favourite band live.