What a day! I walked to a near by photo shoot to do a test shoot with a fresh model. Everything went fine, until I got back and realized I left behind my keys, Im locked out. I have to wait 20 mins until some one can come home and rescue me. I have to poo truly bad Im attempting to hold it, but I lose the fight. I go right in my, fresh white tight jeans and I have diarrhea omg. Why me? Its so much that when I take my jeans off shit falls everywhere I can not fucking believe this. It wont stop coming, I shit in my hand and smear it on my phat ass. More shit comes out on the floor, I have to go some more. I sit my shitty ass on the toilet all you hear is heavy farts and more diarrhea. Shit is every where on me, the toilet and the floor. The only good part was that, I did have my camera. My neighbor was right in her driveway as all this was happening, I wondering how much she saw. This was one of my most embarrassing moments.