Urban Walking In Shitting Jeans

Wearing jeans that hug my butt ideally, Im exploring a new part of town and apparently its VERY busy! I go to department store, Grocery store, Walking along the streets. It only adds to my shitty yesIm pretty sure Ive offended the poor other customers. Im shitting in my blue light jeans right in the shop. Its very extreme and exciting. I walk around town in shitting jeans and show you their contents. Enjoy! .