Youre My Toilet I Own You

Yes you are a toilet. My own private toilet. Nothing more. But u know what? I think this is amazing. Youre so fortunate man. You should be blessed. Closer than ever before. Im just farting and shitting on you. I make a lot of loud and stinky farts Sharts haha. Im shitting in you mouth. You love it. You want more. Maybe someday youll get more.